I got stoned and I missed it 

 

 

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1. I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste of
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something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day.
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Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son,
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there's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away". 

 

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Mid. But I laid around a bit, then I had another hit,
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then I rolled myself a bauma, then I thought about my mama.
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Then I fooled around, played around, jacked around a while and then: 

 

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Refr. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it.
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I got stoned and it rolled right by.
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I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it.
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I got stoned oh me oh my.

2. Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
with the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy.
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit:

Refr. 

 

3. Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day.
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
and they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say:

Refr. I was…